How The Hell Can People Of Faith Endorse Trump?

  Christianity has been a part of my life on and off. I haven't gone to church since middle school save the occasional baptism, but I know enough about the values of Christianity to realize that Donald Trump fits none of them. In fact, if one chooses to paint the moral picture of a man with the seven deadly sins, it becomes clear that Donald Trump is the epitome of how a good Christian should not act.

He is on is fourth wife, three of whom have been immigrants and three of whom he cheated on with the sebsequent spouse in the most characteristic example of a serial adulterer. He paid hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels, he has been accused more than 30 times of rape, he has admitted to groping women, he has befriended a number of convicted sex offenders, and he has commented the physical attractiveness of a number of women, including his daughter. Lust.

He has the spare time to tweet 90 times a day during impeachment while a pandemic is building. He has spent more time on vacation than any U.S. president, he sometimes only works 2 hours a day, and he had his business empire handed to him. Sloth.

He is worth $2.3 billion, he lives in a tower made of gold, he had his charity and university shut down for scamming people, his family stole from a children's cancer charity, he has spent $150 million in tax money on golf, and he provided a tax cut to the rich. Greed.

     He has banned Muslims from entering the country, he has repealed over 100 environmental rules, he has worked to repeals dozens of rules protecting the LGBTQIA+ community, he has allowed kids to die in cages and families to be separated and placed in filthy cells, he has violated rules of war against Iran and abandoned allies in Turkey, he has been fined a number of times for racism, and he has allowed the COVID-19 pandemic to kill 160,000 Americans. Wrath.

     He eats 5 McDonald's sandwiches several times a week and none of his favorite foods include any fruits or vegetables. He got a doctor to falsely praise his health, he has a button on his desk to get Diet Coke delivered to him, he takes medication for high cholesterol, and he doesn't exercise. Gluttony.

     The only example of envy I could find was him wondering why he wasn't as popular as Anthony Fauci, perhaps because that is more than made up for by his aforementioned greed and his pride. He demanded his signature be on the COVID relief checks, he bragged about his ratings, he calls anyone who criticizes him "fake news," he claimed that he has done more for black people than anyone else, he bragged about the size of his penis, he tear-gassed peaceful protestors for a photo op, he called himself a very stable genius and quoted himself, and much, much more. Pride.

     These facts boil down to one very obvious question: HOW THE HELL CAN PEOPLE OF FAITH ENDORSE DONALD TRUMP?!?!