Donald Trump Loses Union Membership, Narrowly Avoids Investigation In Scotland

 

     Just days ago, the Parliament of Scotland decided it would not investigate Donald Trump for allegations of shady financial dealings involving his Scottish golf courses. This, however, will likely do little to lower the little-handed man's blood pressure.

     Aside from impending impeachment, Donald Trump has lost his membership to SAG-AFTRA, the leading acting union. After it was revealed he had threatened members, Trump resigned with a letter in which he bragged about his minor television and movie roles. This was done to avoid being expelled, and Trump was subsequently thanked and permanently banned by the union.

     He also faces a war over making Mar-A-Lago his permanent home, and he has even more trouble waiting for him in New York and Chicago. Donald Trump is losing, "bigly."