CNN *DESTROYS* FOX

     No longer the number one news station on TV, FOX News can take pride in being... oh, never mind. FOX News is currently the 20th-best news station on YouTube, according to Social Blade, with roughly half the subscribers and views of CNN. The latter is ranked as the second-best news station on YouTube and the first on television. FOX is getting desperate, and when FOX hosts get desperate, they start calling Iraqi children racial slurs again. The last handful of bimbos on Earth, meanwhile, will agree with them to avoid losing their jobs and their water privileges.