Conspiracy Theories Will Wither And Die

     QAnon, nobody is going to give you any credibility when your so-called inauguration of Trump as the 19th president doesn't occur on March 20th.

     Mitch McConnell, nobody is going to buy your economic argument against Democrats when your "concerns," ones you know to be false, don't materialize.

     Birthers, you don't matter anymore. Barack Obama served two full terms and the primary source of your theory's promulgation has been evicted and banned from social media.

     Republicans trying to restrict minorities from voting, we are going to expose and halt your every effort and take steps to prevent these Jim Crow laws. We are going to render the electoral college null and void, and you are going to have to get a real platform instead of cheating if you want to win an election. 

     FOX, the era of COVID, a recession, and reckonings on social justice made people of common sense realize how insignificant your wild guesses and conspiracy theories are.

     All you white supremacist terrorists are going to prison, and the FBI is going to watch you for the rest of your lives.

     Must suck to live in this alternate reality right now. You have a shovel: dig yourself out or cover your grave, for conspiracy theories will wither and tie.