Pence Wants To Share The "Good News In Conservatism." There Isn't Much.

     Hi, Mikey. The dead-eyed, Christian, suburban, lawyer grandpa from Indiana who never smiles and refers to his wife as "Ma" is an obvious choice to host a podcast, right? The difference between Barack Obama, who recently started a podcast with Bruce Springsteen, and Mike Pence is that Barack Obama has a pleasant voice, an actual voice in politics, and can't possibly be a racist. He was the most admired man even when your boss was president, Mikey, and he may be the most admired man of the century. He is in a good position to host a podcast.

     You, on the other hand, proclaim to share the good news of conservatism. There isn't much. When your boss sent a mob to execute you like a filthy animal, he caused a rift in the Republican Party that cost it millions of supporters. Either you have to stick with Trump in 2022 and 2024 and lose moderate Republicans, or you have to dump him and lose his ugly, racist base. That isn't to say you aren't busying yourself with laws stopping black people from voting and trans girls from playing sports at the state level. Only history and your "God," can judge you now, you braindead scumbag.