Jim Jordan: LOCK HIM UP!!!

 

     How did you manage it, Jim Jordan? The people of Ohio don't stand for the sexual abuse of male wrestlers nor the covering up of such activity by the assistant coach, and yet, you, Mr. Assistant Coach, managed to leech your living off the people of Ohio for 25 years for personal gain, facing no charges for aiding and abetting a string of felonies that could have put you in prison for life.

     After this, you gerrymandered yourself into the House of Representatives. Not a criminal offense by any means, but it certainly left absolutely nobody surprised when, in March, the FEC announced it was investigating $2-$3 million in misappropriated campaign funds. I would say I hope you don't end up in prison, but you undoubtedly deserve it.

     Not only did you actually manage to get millions for your campaign, but you then defrauded the people of Ohio while supporting a president who called to, "DRAIN THE SWAMP!" Indeed. Jim Jordan: LOCK HIM UP!!! LOCK JIM UP!!!