Parks And Rec Actor Who Appeared On Infowars Vandalized George Floyd Statue, Has Ties To Capitol Insurrection

 

     Micah, Micah, Micah... I don't know where to start with you, in part because I've never heard of you until today. D-list actors are the worst for multiple reasons. They have egos bigger than any famous people without any reason for it, and their mediocrity allows them to fly under the radar when they do bad things. Today, I think we have reason to make Micah Beals infamous.

     Born in 1984 in Michigan and active in New York since 2005, Beals goes by the stage name "Micah Femia," and he has had a few minor roles in CSI: New York (2005), Parks and Recreation (2011), and Pop Star (2013). He has also played leading roles in The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe and The Wizard of Oz for The Village Theatre Group and Circle Theatre Company. 

     Apparently, Micah has a long history of violent white supremacy. He has previously appeared on the cesspool of hate-filled conspiracy theories known as Infowars, and he was in Washington, D.C. on the night of the January 6th insurrection; while he did not enter the Capitol and was never charged with doing so, he was arrested for a curfew violation in the early morning hours of January 7th.

     It seems his reign of terror may finally be over. Earlier this month, he appeared on video riding a skateboard and dousing a statue of George Floyd (part of a touring art exhibit) with grey paint. The same statue had also been vandalized by a group of four white men in Brooklyn several months prior. Honestly, I think we might have something here. Just move the statue into well-recorded areas in big cities, wait for people to act like Beals did, and tack the racists with felony charges. Restoring the statue could cost up to $22,000, which makes this crime second-degree criminal mischief, a class D felony punishable by two to seven years in prison. Because this is being investigated as a hate crime, Beals may face up to an extra ten years. Given his history, he can count on prison time, and I think two to 17 years should be enough to make him learn. Honestly, he should consider himself lucky: the felony class of criminal mischief is based on monetary damage: had he done $3,000 more in damage, he would have been charged with first-degree criminal mischief, a class C felony that would have put him away for eight to 35 years.

     Micah Beals will never act again, unless it's in a prison production of Cries of the Clapped Cheeks. Have a nice life!